Cook Time: 1 minute
Yields: NOTHING GOOD OR DELICIOUS CAN COME FROM THIS.
SERVE WITH OBSCURE COUNTER-CULTURALIST CREAM.
take your hipster to an alternative electro acoustic gig to maximise hipster potential.
OPTIONAL: LOWER PANTS TO AN UNREASONABLE LEVEL.
coat him in a paper bag made of the recent poetry from kerouac, cassidy and ginsberg. you may also include pictures of michael cera.
place your hipster in an obscure oven only found in nepal (you probably haven't heard of it)
Roast until crispy, or whatever, i'm not too bothered. que cera cera...
allow your roasted hipster to watch at least several independant films that make extensive use of sepia tone.
Promise the roasted hipster you will take them to williamsburg one day.
put several european cigarettes in their roasted mouth.
coat in ginger, if not already COVERED.
leave to chill.